Voicemail

What are some kewl voicemail greetings? I need a website that has kewl/girly voicemail greetings for my cell. I got tired of the usual, "leave a message after the beep", sorta stuff.

Why do wireless providers attach those stupid comments at the end of your voicemail greetings? Whenever I call someone's voicemail or if someone gets mine, after the recorded greeting is another dumb voice that pipes in "If you would like to page this person press whatever, if you would like to leave a voicemail wait for the beep." (As if we didn't know how to leave a voicemail, I think answering machines only had the beep and have been around for like twenty years) Anyways, it adds like 10-15 more seconds and I find it very irritating.

Do you know any sarcastic voicemail greetings? I got my first cell phone for Christmas and I'm trying to think of something to record for my voicemail greeting. I'm a really sarcastic person and I've come up with a few things but I don't think they're that great. Can you help me with this?

where can i get free voicemail greetings to download to my mobile? Looking for voicemail greeting of Only Fools And Horses. Went to one website but not full version. Want to copy straight onto my mobile through my voicemail

What are some funny voicemail greetings I can use? I want something completely funny to use on my phone.

If I want to have 3 businesses with 3 phone numbers & voicemail greetings, how can I do it with 1-2 phones? I'm wondering as to the options for minimizing phones and phone lines while having 3 separate phone numbers and VM greetings. I only have 1 line in my home + 1 cell phone. I don't want business calls coming into the home line. What are my options? Carry 3 cell phones with me? Thanks! The three business are rather unrelated, each having a separate website. Hence the need for 3 numbers. Thanks!

What are some simple voicemail greetings others have used?

Anyone have any cool voicemail greetings I can record on my cell phone? Something funny or witty and original.

Do voicemail greetings that say 'I'm currently unavailable at the moment' really get on your nerves? They do mine. You don't get it curious george. Saying 'currently unavailable at the moment' is such bad grammar! If the message is current, it obviously relates to 'at the moment' so you don't need to say both.

where can i get funny voicemail greetings for my mobile phone which dont cost a fortune? Im on o2.? HELP!

What are some clever voicemail greetings? i want something short but clever

where can I find the best voicemail greetings (free) for my motorola v3m?

Free voicemail greetings? Where can I find already recorded voicemail greetings for FREE? Like funny ones, and celebrity ones? I'd like to just be able to play them on my computer and then record them on my voicemail.

What are some creative or funny voicemail greetings that you have heard? My friend told me to call his co-workers office phone and the greeting went "Hi, my name is Mike. I'm asleep at my desk right now, and I wouldn't talk to you anyhow because this phone is for inter office use. Don't bother leaving your number unless you are a hot babe who needs me tonight."

depressing voicemail greetings? OKAY does anybody know any like really good depressing voicemail greetings if not.... do you kno any insane ones? -thanks

Funny voicemail greetings...? I'm sick of my boring voicemail greeting. What are some of the funniest or most creative greetings you have ever heard?

Clever/Funny voicemail greetings? Hi. My mom just got married in June and she wants me to change the voicemail. She also said to make it something clever and funny. I thought about useing "hi. You've reached _________. Here comes the beep. Hope you know what to do with it." from Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, but we've already used that one. Got any good ideas for clever and funny voicemail greetings?

Funny Voicemail greetings?????? Okay people...give me some funny voicemail greetings I can put on my phone. I'm 26 and married with kids so it can't be utterly ridiculous but I have a great sense of humor and want something good on there, so help me out....ouh-lease??? :o)

What are some funny voicemail greetings you've heard/had? I need to change mine, lol. I`ve had it forever.

How Do I Change My Voicemail Greeting for My Sony Ericsson phone? I have a sony ericsson s500i. And I was just wondering how to change the voicemail greetings. I did it the first time but then I messed up on something so I want to do it again. I'm always having problems with this stupid phone. Can someone please help me?

Where can I find prank incoming voicemail messages? I would like to prank call my friends with fake voicemail messages. I am able to find plenty of sound boards and outgoing voicemail greetings but I have yet to come across any incoming voicemail messages. I do not want voice changing software - I already have that and have yielded great results - but would rather just have a bunch of random sound files I can use - not sound effects, but actual messages.

I need a really good voicemail greeting? Ok so I just got a phone and I really want a cool and funny voicemail greeting. I also like song voicemail greetings. Thanks best answer gets 5 stars automatically.

Good voicemail greetings? I'm looking to change my voicemail on my cell phone and I want something that's clever and funny ! Thanksss!

where can i get free voicemail greetings?

What are some funny voicemail greetings....?

funny ideas for voicemail greetings.? I can't think of anything to put on my voicemail so i was wondering if anyone had some funny ideas for me.

Can one record custom greetings on yahoo voicemail phonein service? How many minutes is the allowed duration o Can someone suggest the best voicemail service that you can record your own greeting message. Thanks!!!!

What are some funny voice mail greetings? what sre some funny voicemail greetings? please make them not be long. i just got a new cell phone so i wanna put something funny

Does anyone know a good website where they have celebrity voicemail greetings? Omarion, b2k, etc.

Stupid voicemail greetings? Have you ever called someone and you didn't realize that their answering machine picked up and therefore, you reply to the answering machine and finally realize it was not the actual person you were just having a conversation with, but their voice greeting? If so, did you leave them a sassy message? What was that message? Or could you give me some cleaver messages to leave in the future.

Funny ideas for voicemail greetings.? i need one i just got a new phone for christmas i need a funny one

clever voicemail greetings? gimme the best a got!! i need a hilarious one...

Is there a free voicemail service in Hungary? I'm looking for a voicemail service in Hungary. That means: It should have a phone number where my friends can post their greetings on. The problem is that the phone number should be a hungarian one.

Sony Ericsson Voicemail? I was just wondering if there were any custom voicemail greetings because my voice sounds weird on my voicemail when i miss a call. So I dont mind if it's computer generated or whatever but I would just like to know if there are any voicemail greetings that i can download and put onto my phone or maybe one that I can record. Please include steps and URL (if any). My Phone is the c903. Thanks

Sony Ericsson c903 Voicemail? I was just wondering if there were any custom voicemail greetings because my voice sounds weird on my voicemail when i miss a call. So I dont mind if it's computer generated or whatever but I would just like to know if there are any voicemail greetings that i can download and put onto my phone. (Please include steps as well)

voicemail greeting ideas? What are some voicemail greetings that I can leave on my boyfriend's answering machine to ward off all the lil hoodrats that still call him? Any ideas?

I just got a razr, how do I record the voicemail? So I'm trying to change the message that my friends hear when they call and I pick up before it lets them leave a message. I don't see how to record it though? My friend told me to call my voicemail and then go to options then greetings, but there's no "greetings"? neverrrmind...i got it. the problem i was having was as soon as i'd call the voicemail, it'd start playing my messages. thanks=]

Is it possible to have 2 cell numbers on at treo 650 provisioned by Sprint? I want to have two numbers associated with my Treo 650. I'd like to have different voicemail greetings for each. Does anyone know if this is possible? Sprint rep said no, but didn't get the warm fuzzies on her response.

What are sum funny greetings for my cell phone? I want to have a funny greeting for my cell NOT a voicemail greeting. Like when you open ur phone it says hi or whatever. It aas to be short like 14 letters! (I hate that!) nuthing inappropropriate tho

IN NEED OF NEW VOICEMAIL GREETING.? Any clever voicemail greetings appropriate for a 14 year old girl are welcome! Thanks.

Why can't I change my voicemail greeting on my Verizon MOTO W755? I have a voicemail greeting that I would like to change. I want it to only answer with the voicemail saying something generic, and me saying my name, then the rest of the greeting, "leave a message after the beep" or ssomethingof that nature. It would be better than my dorky voice saying, "hi, sorry I can't come to the phone..." etc. So, I went to my voicemail, picked the option that I wanted, recorded me saying my name, then I pushed pound like it told me. Then it went right to the menu of voicemail greetings. I pushed star to end the session, then called from my house phone to see what it sounded like, and it was my original greeting. I tried it 3 more times, and it still didn't work. Any idea what's going on? Thanks!

where can I get those greetings you can get on your cell phone that people hear when they are calling you? when you call someone you hear ringing but I want a greeting like a funny one like one of my friends have. and its not voicemail its different. and my friend had it on his cell phone already so he don't know what it's called.

Is there a universal code to press, to access cell phone greetings from a house phone? my charger broke and my phone is dead. i need to add a new voicemail greeting to let ppl know, until i get a new one tomorrow. ty

What are ‘personalized greetings’ for mobile phones? I.e. - You could leave a greeting for your boss saying you’ll be late or to tell your girlfriend that you lover her. My question is; is this greeting for voicemail or to leave a message? Or is it just an outgoing message?

do you leave messages after the tone? BQ: do you prefer automated or personal voicemail greetings?

when people call me my voicemail doesn't work? I just got the LG Xenon from at&t and if you call my cellphone from another phone and i don't pick up then my pone rings for a really long time. After a while it says "the wireless you are calling is not available at this time" and then it says it in spanish and a bunch of letters. When i go to my voice mail personal options it says create greeting message and i did. However, the voice mail greetings message that i already made doesn't come up. Help? i got it 4 days ago

Can someone please help me fix a problem with my voicemail? Okay, so apparently for about 3 months now friends keep on telling me that I have a weird voice mail greeting. I didn't bother checking until I lost my phone and used my brother's phone to look for it. For some strange reason when someone calls me and I don't answer, my voicemail doesn't kick in and to tell the person that I'm not available. Instead some guy with begins to talk saying that people can praise the "lord" over their phone for a monthly charge of $9.99. Its absolutely annoying! I've tried everything to get rid of this. I changed my greetings countless times, but whether I change them to a standard greeting or personal greeting I still get the same creepy guy telemarketing his religious crap! Has anyone else had this problem before? Does anyone know how to fix this? Any help would be much wanted! Thank you!

Personal Voicemail at home? Anyone knows of any software where I could use it answer and record voicemails for me? Also, it could be something that can be customizable, e.g. greetings. And if possible, additional features such being able to use two phone lines. But that's just fancy. LOL

Funny Voicemails? Can Someone please link me to a website where i can find a list of funny voicemail greetings i can put on my phone? Or if you have something funny please type it

how can i set my voicemail so it says my number in an automated and not my name? And i know that your suppose to go to personal options, and greetings and then get a recorded greeting but whenever i click that and i call myself it says "hi youve reached *my name*" and i cant seem to get rid of it and i want the autmated robot that says my number

funny voicemails? I have a friend who I call often, but, sometimes she does not answer the phone. I always like to leave funny voice messages when the machine answers... Like... "this is... name... i am calling from national security ... blah blah blah... ", so now I am running out of ideas on what to leave. Can someone plase tell me something funny I can say, or if not, link me to where I could find something on what to say. NOTE***** I am not looking for voicemail greetings... I am looking for actual messages that I would leave on the machine. Thanks!

3 mobile the voicemail? the greet message wen i dnt pick up says my name then says im not available to tke ur call. How do I take off my name at the beginning ? becoz i tried on the greetings wen i called 3. Thnks

Verizon Won't Let Me Set Standard Greeting with Number for Voicemail? A long time ago on my Verizon phone I set my name for the standard greeting. After that i went a while with personal greetings. Now I want to switch back to the greeting where it says "Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system. This number *(mobile number here)* is not available. At the tone please record your message.......etc. But everytime i set it to standard greeting it uses my recorded name in place of the number. Does anybody know how I can take off the recorded name or something so it just says my number? Thanks

Looking for parternship for my new business. NJ or NY Hi everybody. My name is Ignacio Ares and i am living in NJ. I run my own business last month. I have my own website, business cards, logo, flyers, etc... What I do is, I provide people with a live recepcionist who takes all customers calls, coordinates events, calls clients, etc with a toll free or local phone number, customizable greetings, voicemail, conference platform, electronic fax and much more. I have not started selling anything yet since I am now doing all the legal things. I am looking for a responsible partner in the US. I worked from argentina where we have bilingual receptionists that they speak english and spanish at the same time and as the currency is low we can offer the service at a very affordable price. here is my info: Enterprise: Smart VOS (Virtual Office Solutions) Phone: 646 - 485 - 7350 mail: nachoares@gmail.com It is a virtual receptionist who works 10 hours a day. Plans started at $79 to $849 depending on the number of calls the person receives per month. The person will have an online agenda where the receptionist will write who calls him and others...

Is this just the lonely heart gowing closer? About six months ago, my family and I decide to try something new. As two professional adults, my wife and I had come to terms with looking forward to new challenges and career options. So we rented a semi and loaded up all that we could and moved 900 miles from where I am from. But only about 75 miles away from her childhood location. The only problem is, she still is behind after all of the things I went through to move US. Whenever she is here she always has her phone on and will drop anything to answer the dam thing. But just today i was trying to call he for some career advice (as I have not found a job yet), and her voicemail at work said that she left early, (she leaves greetings) and there was no answer on her cell until about 2 hours after she was available. Am I just insecure because I've been burned in the past, or because I am now not the most successful(Because she absolutely smokin hot, but that's not why we're together), or what? Just thought I would try here. Thanks I feel that she may be growing closer to other people (men) back there because she is there 4-5 days a week, and when she is here, it seems like I'm not. She stays in hotels during the week and has expense accounts, arrrgh. Or am I jealous of her success? But the burner is that before the move I was top at my profession at about $25 an hour, and she is at about $19. I know money isn't everything, but something is missing in my life something HUGE.

how can i get the Canadian government to cooperate; are my being taken seriously? Dear Yahoo.com, I know that your News Room, is up to date on the most recent Senate Green Room, discussion over the Canadian Boarder breech case involving, a Marie, who is now recognized as a famed Mobsters Lady? Well, I myself might be a small fish compared to this great Lady, but I am being ignored and tossed around, without acknowledgement - and this to my harm, by spectators that want me to move to my homeland -Middle East. Please read my condensed story, following my intention to return to my land/ Dear Preventive Crime – Honourable Senator Stockwell Day, I am sending you my log of correspondences, as I am interested in reclaiming my freedoms among all peoples, including Canadian People. A composed review of where I have been, and what has been holding me against sound reason – Names? In Luxembourgh, I faced a Tribunal: To Greffe Tribunal LXBG It has been brought to my attention that Princess Yasmine: Bint S. Ibn Abdul Aziz Al-Saud/ Yasmina Bint Saud Al, has been viewed as in being the alias name for Wendie Sloggett; this order is not of a truth. The order is the reverse: The name Wendy Sloggett was imposed upon Princess Yasmine Bint S. Ibn Abdul Aziz Al-Saud, following a transit from Saudi Arabia to America – the alias name would be the American name. Alas Princess Yasmine Bint S. Ibn Abdul Aziz Al-Saud from Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, is the proper form of my birth name. I am not a kin, nor a distant relation to the Sloggett Family Tree. I seek to have this declared among the Courts, so that I might receive boarder transit rights into my homeland. Sincerely, Alas, Princess Yasmine Bint S. Ibn Abdul Aziz Al-Saud April 01, 2008. P. Yasmine Bint S. Ibn Abdul Aziz Al-Saud --- On Wed, 6/18/08, Government of Canada <sitecanadasite@canada.gc.ca> wrote: > From: Government of Canada <sitecanadasite@canada.gc.ca> > Subject: Re: MP. Colleen Beaumier: Request for Experts Appeal for immediate assistance ib return to my land <<#278869-697724#>> > To: bintellah@yahoo.com > Date: Wednesday, June 18, 2008, 6:47 PM > We are unable to follow up on comments submitted through the > Canada Site. The Canada Site is the primary Internet access > point for information on the Government of Canada, its > programs, services, new initiatives and products, and for > information about Canada. Our mandate is to direct people > to relevant information on the Canada Site or on other > appropriate Government of Canada Web sites. > > Because of privacy issues, we do not forward e-mail > messages between government organizations. Instead, we > provide the appropriate contact information based on the > subject matter. > > We suggest you contact the nearest Saudi Arabian diplomatic > representatives in Canada for assistance with your > situation. Contact information for these officials is > accessible from the "Foreign Representatives in > Canada" section of Foreign Affairs and International > Trade Canada's Office of the Protocol Web site at the > following URLs: > > Diplomatic Missions' Addresses > http://w01.international.gc.ca/Protocol/main-en.asp?sScreen=Corps > > > Consular Offices' Addresses > http://w01.international.gc.ca/Protocol/main-en.asp?sScreen=Consular > > > We also suggest you contact the Department of Foreign > Affairs and International Trade Canada for assistance with > your enquiry. Contact information for the Department is > accessible from the "Contact Us" section of its > Web site at the following URL: > > Contact Us > http://www.international.gc.ca/common/contact_us-en.asp?subject=Other&form=1 > > Because of the length of the preceding URLs, we suggest > that you copy and paste them directly into the address > field of your browser. > > We hope this information will be helpful to you. > > Thank you for your interest in the Canada Site. > > Information about Government of Canada programs and > services can be obtained through the Government of > Canada's information services: > > Internet: www.canada.gc.ca > E-mail: sitecanadasite@canada.gc.ca > Telephone: 1 800 O-Canada (1 800 622-6232) > TTY: 1 800 926-9105 > Facsimile: (613) 941-1827 > > Service Canada > Attn: Canada Site > Ottawa ON K1A 0J9 > Government of Canada | Gouvernement du Canada > > --- Original Message --- > From: yasmine al-saud <bintellah@yahoo.com> > Received: 06/17/2008 10:34am Eastern Standard Time (GMT - > 4:00 ) > To: sitecanadasite@canada.gc.ca > Cc: bintellah@yahoo.com > Subject: Fw: RE: FW: MP. Colleen Beaumier: Request for > Experts Appeal for immediate assistance ib return to my > land > > Service Canada for Migration MiddleEast, > > Please read this communication log and forward this > outlined problem to the resource equipped to deal with it. > Following that please contact me regarding the appropriate > office assigned and the noted referal your office made. > URGEN > > > --- On Fri, 6/13/08, Beaumier, Colleen - Riding 1 > <BeaumC1@parl.gc.ca> wrote: > > > From: Beaumier, Colleen - Riding 1 > <BeaumC1@parl.gc.ca> > > Subject: RE: FW: MP. Colleen Beaumier: Request for > Experts Appeal for immediate assistance ib return to my > land > > To: bintellah@yahoo.com > > Date: Friday, June 13, 2008, 3:22 PM > > Hello again Jasmine, I really didn't respond to my > > question, 'what IS your status in Canada?' I > > don't understand what you mean by the 1st sentence > > "You have asked me for my status while in > Canada: > > What I can say to this is, I see myself as in a state > of > > transit, while in journey to my homeland located in > the > > Middle East". I am not understanding your > mission or > > what kind of help you are looking for. > > > > Anyhow, since you are at the Women's Resident in > > Toronto now, you should contact a Member of Parliament > in > > that area. Speak with the staff who can look up the > MP of > > where the shelter is located and that office might be > able > > to assist you with your issues. > > > > Regards, > > > > Paola Cervo > > Member's Assistant > > Colleen Beaumier, M.P. > > BRAMPTON WEST > > > > > > > > Dear Paola Cervo, > > > > Greetings, thank you for encouraging a > correspondence. > > > > You have asked me for my status while in Canada: > What I > > can say to this is, I see myself as in a state of > transit, > > while in journey to my homeland located in the Middle > East. > > Too, you are interested in knowing where I am right > now? I > > am in Toronto, at the Women's Residence, until I > find a > > shelter that can assist me in a greater independent > life. > > > > The Women's Resident is filled with complicating > > firedoors, a elevator that requires a staff member to > fetch > > a key - travel up the floors- to organize a decline > travel > > to the exit door, on the ground floor. On top of > this, > > all sacs must be placed on the bed before leaving the > > premise, and the staff - in most instances resists or > > refuses assistive aid services. It is best for me to > be > > in a container-like facility, one floor for all life > > maintainances, with a sac storage accessible room? > > > > My letter to your office, describes the initial > problem as > > being related to the Boarders located within the > premise of > > Pearson Airport, Mississauga? This is what I have > been > > informed? > > > > A small breifing as to how I became involved with > Canada, > > can upon request, be sent to your E-mail later? > > > > June 12, 2008 hursday evening. > > > > "Beaumier, Colleen - Riding 1" > > <BeaumC1@parl.gc.ca> wrote: > > > > Hello again Jasmine, my colleague in Ottawa has > forwarded > > your email to the constituency officer, however please > note > > that I responded to your email yesterday to the > > 'user's email' you provided > > bintellah@ameinfo.com, but it bounced back. > > > > As I mentioned, your case sounds very complicated, so > I > > need to know what your status is in Canada, where are > you > > residing now? because the Wilkinson Shelter you > indicated > > you were staying (Wilkinson Road Shelter, 15 Wilkinson > > Road, Brampton, ON L6T 4X1) is not in the riding of > Colleen > > Beaumier, the Member of Parliament for that area is > Mr. > > Gurbax Malhi, 905-790-9211. > > > > Regards, > > > > Paola Cervo > > Member's Assistant > > Colleen Beaumier, M.P. > > Brampton West ____________________ > > > > From: Beaumier, Colleen - Riding 1 > > Sent: Wed 11/06/2008 9:38 AM > > To: bintellah@ameinfo.com > > Subject: FW: User Feedback from > > www.colleenbeaumier.parl.gc.ca > > > > > > Hello Jasmine, your case sounds complicated as I also > > listened to the lengthy voicemail you left. What is > your > > status in Canada? please provide your complete > address. > > > > Regards, > > > > Colleen Beaumier, M.P. > > Brampton West > > ________________________________ > > > > From: beaumc1@parl.gc.ca [mailto:beaumc1@parl.gc.ca] > > Sent: Tue 10/06/2008 5:05 PM > > To: Beaumier, Colleen - Riding 1 > > Subject: User Feedback from > www.colleenbeaumier.parl.gc.ca > > > > A visitor to your website has submitted the following > > feedback: > > > > User's Name: jasmine saud > > User's Email: bintellah@ameinfo.com > > > > Comments: > > Dear Honorary MP Ms. Colleen Beaumier, > > > > Greetings. > > > > On this June 10,2008, I left a message in your > telephone > > message box. > > > > The Message was in response to Cornerstone, Ottawa > Ont., > > asking me to contact the Brampton, MP, regarding a > Canadian > > Boarder entry I was allowed. The Canadian entry > through > > Pearson airport, came through the influence of a > handful of > > Social and Family Service workers, from Luxembourg EU. > I was > > opposed to the entry, and made my position clear to > all > > parties encouraged to allow the entry. > > > > I am from the Middle East, and wish to return there > to > > have my birth documents registered through the Chamber > of > > Commerce. I value living and wish to resolve my > situation > > immediately - in person - in my homeland. No one > should > > have the right to deny me entrance to my land for this > > reasonable accomplishment- attaining registry of my > > documents. What Canada has done, through allowing this > > entry, is make it evident that boarder entries are > with > > concessions - where found iof question? > > > > Jasmine Saud , June 10, 2008. > > > > > > This feedback was submitted on 2008/06/10 5:05:40 PM > > ________________________________ > > > > From: Beaumier, Colleen - Assistant 1 on behalf of > > Beaumier, Colleen - M.P. > > Sent: Thu 12/06/2008 12:34 PM > > To: Beaumier, Colleen - Riding 1 > > Subject: FW: MP. Colleen Beaumier: Request for > Experts > > Appeal for immediate assistance ib return to my land > > > > > > > > I can't make sense of this but the number is 905 > maybe > > immigration related... > > > > ________________________________ > > > > From: yasmine al-saud [mailto:bintellah@yahoo.com] > > Sent: June 11, 2008 10:51 AM > > To: Beaumier, Colleen - M.P. > > Subject: MP. Colleen Beaumier: Request for Experts > Appeal > > for immediate assistance ib return to my land > > > > > > Dear Honorary Member of Parliament Colleen, BEAUMIER, > > > > > This follow-up letter is to come on this June 11, > 2008, as > > to inform your Honors' Office of the past > > correspondences that have been made, seeking to attain > a > > speedy resolve. A similar letter, slightly modified, > too, > > was forwarded by Express Post Canada, to Honorary John > D. > > Richard, Court Chamber of Chief Justice, Registry of > > Federal Courts, Lorne Building, 90 Elgin Street, > Ottawa > > Ontario, K1A OH9, holding telephone number: 613 995 > 5106. > > Of the contacts I interacted to accomplish my goal > with > > (the return to my homeland), I received 0 response. It > > appears to me that the matter is not of interest to > the > > Offices contacted? The Pearson Airports, Inter-surf > > Directory, directs a person of my situation to address > my > > concern to the Appeal Boarder Entry Breaches, Federal > > Appeals Judges Chamber: And I chose one of the two > Judges > > in the Airport Directories portfolio. > > > > I need to resolve my matter immediately, please > attend to > > assisting me, > > > > Jasmine Saud. > > > > Dear Immigration Appeals Office Canada, Mrs. > > Finley, > > > > This letter was written regarding my need to produce > the > > papers that allowed me entrance into this land. I > contacted > > an immigration lawyer and she stated that this letter > would > > be disregarded and I was waiting without a hope of > > receiving assistance. > > > > I wish an appeal based upon my last paragraph stating > this > > land was not the land to send me to in order that I > might > > acquire my paternal papers and the lobbying so kind to > > receive me here would mean my homeland would be as > kind in > > the Middle East. I am now in the streets, no papers > and no > > hope of raising the money I need to return to my land > for > > enquiry. > > > > Dear R.C.M.P. Boarder Control Police Department, > > Sgt. Frank G. ext. 259 905 405 3841 > > > > This is Friday 18, April, 2008. > > > > My name is presently registered with Wilkinson > Shelter as, > > Jasmine Saud, born December, 16 1956. > > > > When I entered through the Boarder Security at the > Pearson > > Airport, Toronto Airport, the day was > > April 10, 2008, time 4:00-4:30PM; arriving off a > Lufthansa > > Airliner from Frankfurt. Accompanying > > me were four people employed by the Country of > > Luxembourg, to escort me by the Security at the > > Pearson Airport. One of these four persons (Tamara) > was > > given the responsibility as caretaker of my file, > > containing entry papers for the Canadian boarder > controls. > > After we landed the paper file was handed to a black > lady > > guard, and she took the file for review. Following the > > transfer of these papers to the Canadian authorities, > and > > the return of these papers to Tamara we were free to > > dismantle our grouping. > > Tamara was asked for my paper file, by me; Tamara > then > > stated these papers were placed into my sac. > > To-date, I remain in search of this file. > > > > The Wilkinson Shelter is not a place for long term > stay; I > > request an immediate aide in tracking this file. > > > > Should this file be in Luxembourg with Tamara, please > have > > it couriered to the regional RCMP Airport office? I > was > > seeking to return to Saudi Arabia as I outlined to the > > Luxembourg Tribunal and by letter to the board of > presiding > > Judges. The Foreign Affairs Minister was given a > letter > > concluding that I had a need to return to Saudi > > Arabia, to complete some work already begun. The > Foreign > > Affairs Minister was not putting my immediate needs > first, > > nor placing emphasis on having the Family social > Office > > conduct the most reasonable airline journey with me. I > > suffer in consequent of the > > Foreign Affairs Ministry seeking to serve an > associate > > office designed for people seeking to be registered as > > recipients of a social community welfare, in a foreign > > country - I never received finance from the State - I > > always wanted what I want today, a return to my > homeland. > > > > Sincerely, > > Jasmine Saud. > > > > Energy Violations are a poor communication tool for > > attaining a desires > > resolve; better communication skills come with a > > commitment to using Management Skills learned. > > WILKINSON SHELTER: FAX 905 454 8218 > > TELEPHONE 905 452 1335 > > HOUSE LINE 905 454 0388 > > Please > > consider my routing from Luxembourg to Canada of no > will > > of my own; and my Saudi Arabia homeland would have > acted in > > an appropriate manner by allowing me and these four > > Luxembourgers, accompanying me the right of escort me > > through their boarders. > > > > E-mail: bintellah@yahoo.com I am unable to settledown, due to the lostness I have binding me from my people, and my land. I hope that some kind people will take-up an interest in assisting me? I have not use the names with guile, but have an interest in reaching the Social Elite, and for this reason, included a Royal Tittle? I am presently at a Salvation Army Shelter, seeking to do an outreach from a Toronto Community Computer. I would not go to such trouble, if life were not such a disorganized experience; energy violations are the most complicating feature, in my present daily and nightly life. Being White, is an important part of who I am? June 22, 2008. I had been asked to contact the: Saudi Arabian Consulate, Saudi Arabian foreign Minister Naf, and my resident area Member of Parliament. This circuit of referals were made by the Government Information Resource Services and a M.P. Colleen B. of West Brampton; in the past I had contacted these offices, and was told - "You found your way out of the land without identification, so you must find your way back-in to the land; your name is not presently registered in our Data Base? To register you must attend to having someone assist you from within the land? Seek out the way with a family friend or family wittness - when you arrive? Now, how do I get to test this direction, if I am not assisted by the lands I am passing through? Do you think that I should be allowed to return to my land with the honorable intention of pulling my identity together? I can not get over how simple this matter regarding my return to my homeland appears to fans? The matter is so great that the Government Offices that I have approached, shrug their feathers as they reveal- what is in it for them, if they can discuss matters relative to a Canadian citizens Vote, and their defined need for helping that person, attain satisfactory services - from that given offices defined 'floor mandate'? Your dreaming if you think the offices are not discriminatory when it comes between a -Vote, and Social Justice? July 04, 2008.