Voicemail

voicemail software????????? my prepaid carrier doesnt allow me 2 receive voicemail, is there a software or something similar where i can enter my moile phone number & an alternative voicemail or something similar is created & the voicemail is sen 2 my e-mail 4 example

Does anyone know of a software I can install for voicemail answering? We have a small home office and need help. In the past we had access to voicemail software online that would handle our calls when we were out. since, they've been out of the loop and we need a professional image. Can anyone direct me to a place where I can gain access to voicemail software?...freeware if we can get it. Thank you. PS. We currently have an old answering machine that no longer operates well.

Where can I find prank incoming voicemail messages? I would like to prank call my friends with fake voicemail messages. I am able to find plenty of sound boards and outgoing voicemail greetings but I have yet to come across any incoming voicemail messages. I do not want voice changing software - I already have that and have yielded great results - but would rather just have a bunch of random sound files I can use - not sound effects, but actual messages.

Do you know of a service or software I can use for my staff to call in 1st reports of accidents? I am trying to find some way via software, a service or a phone system whereby if an employee has an accident they can call in or someone can enter basic information and the information will be forwarded to certain voicemail and / or email boxes. Does anyone have a suggestion? Thanks

who has a glitch in their lg voyager software? is it just my bad luck or are other people experiencing a software glitch in the lg voyager? whenever i receive a voicemail message it gives me the option to listen now or listen later. when u touch listen now nothing happens.

I need help with voicemail!!! How do I record music on it CLEARLY? I've been trying for years to record my voicemail message as a song. I've tried to put my phone close to a speaker, played around with how far the phone was from the speaker, etc. and it never comes out CLEAR. It's always scratchy or garbled. Is there any software out there that helps with this? Some type of "voicemail transfer" device for mp3's or something of that nature? SOMEONE, please help me - it drives me crazy! Any tips would be appreciated.

How can I download a fax from my TMobile voicemail? I received a fax in my TMobile cell phone voice mailbox. I have a Motorola V300 cell phone, and I also have Motorola mobile phone tools software and the USB cable to connect my cell phone to my PC. When retrieving the fax, I hear the faxmodem tones on the cell phone. How can I make my PC "listen" to these tones and receive the fax? Thanks -- Sanjay

Can people listen to you deleted ("press #3 to delete) voice messages? I recently called an office with which I work, left a message, and used the option ("Press 3 to delete and rerecord") to rerecord my message. I did this a few times. Is there anyway for the office to retrieve and listen to the messages that I deleted? Does anybody know of any mobile service, voicemail system, or voicemail software which has the option for the owner of the number to listen to the messages callers think they deleted?

On the Samsung OfficeServ 7100, how do you set the # of rings before the voicemail/auto attendant comes on? I am using the iDCS 28D handset. I am guessing I need to press something like Transfer * then enter a 4-digit code. (Does any one happen to know it?) Also I have the latest software version.

Can I permanently save a voicemail on my Sony Ericsson mobile? It's a W800 and I'm on T-Mobile. Is there a way besides complicated hook-ups to computers using software I don't have? There is no way to do this on mailbox features... Can I send it to an email address/somewhere online? Thanks Don't worry, I just realised I could there's a record feature so I can save it to my phone as an Mp3. Oh I'm so highly technological

I have a voicemail that my friend left the day before he died. Is there a way to save Nextel messages offline? The cell phone is a Motorola i70 and I do have the iDen software and cable but haven't been able to figure out how to save this for his family.

How can I hack into a voicemail? or basically a cell phone? I don't wanna buy a software or something I just want something easy!

where can i find software to be able to call a phone from my computer's internet connection? i found this one thing before that was basically a phone software for the computer. you can use it to dial a phone number, talk to someone on the other end of that connection for up to 5 min (unlimited if you pay for services) and it has voicemail. nope neither skype nor voip nor would i ever use skype

i wanted a free .jar software as a answering machine to my mobile. if someone calls and i'm unable to pick up? the phone it would let the other person to record a message which i would retrieve later from the memory card. if someone knows about it let me know. i don't want to use service providers voicemail service.

is there anyone that pays for the background check software? what is it like? does it give you adresses? I have a person that I know that will not stop harassing me by phone and voicemail.. I know where his parents live, but he moved out... and I am trying to find out where he lives that way i can confront him in person.. he calls me with restricted numbers... and it is annoying me.. would someone that pays for this software help me out one time please? if so email me.. I will deeply appreciate it...

iPhone 3GS acting weird after 4.0 software upgrade? I downloaded the upgrade this morning, and now my phone has a bunch of strange glitches... - Every time I unlock it, it asks for my *voicemail* password. - I did not have an active call, but when I opened an app, the green bar appeared at the top of the phone and indicated I was in the middle of a 6 minute phone call. - When I tried to type in an app, the keyboard screen froze in position. Is anyone else experiencing glitches after the new software release? What can I do to fix this?

Cell Phone Tapping Software? Is there really legitimate software out there, somewhere that can not be detected that will send every voicemail, text message etc. to my computer. The reason i am asking is because I am tired of being lyed to and taken advantage of...so I want to know for sure that what I suspect is true. I appreciate any knowledge you have about this subject.

where do I get an answering machine software/jar for sony ericsson w810i? just like the one you use at home... not the voicemail..

Can I download a message from my cell phone to my pc? I have a Samsung flip phone and am saving some voicemail messages that are VERY important. Is there a USB cable or something to download them to my PC? Would I need software?

telephone software? I have a recording (MP3) that I want to record on my voicemail greeting, but when I try putting the speaker to the phone and record it, it sounds distorted and staticy. Is there any software that can connect to my modem and transmit the sound on to the phone? I'll even settle with software that lets you talk on the phone line. I just want to record it and for it to sound clear. Please help.

How can i downgrade my Iphone and still keep visual voicemail and Edge? I made the mistake of upgrading my iPhone software from 1.1.1 to 1.1.2. Since then, i could not get AppTapp Installer which was the only reason i went to sleep at night. I used the guide at Hackint0sh to downgrade back to 1.1.1. It worked alright, except when i got on it, it said awaiting activation. Although it let me make calls using my wifi, there was no visual voicemail, and on itunes, under phone number it said n/a. WHAT DO I DO?

Some type of software that can save voicemails onto the computer?!? My boss wants me to find out if there is some kind of software or program that we can purchase that has the ability to save voicemails from our office line onto our computer. I work at a small law firm and generally we transcribe the voicemails but now he wants to be able to pull up a voicemail from our system, should we ever need to use it during a deposition or in court rather then keeping it saved onto our phone inbox. Do any of you computer savy people know of anything like this or point me in the right direction? Thanks!!

Why don't cell phone companies design answering machine software? With the advent of features and technology with multimedia players, games, applications, TV, video and cameras, why do I still have to dial my service provider's voicemail to get my messages? Why can't Motorola, Blackberry, Nokia, Samsung, etc just develop inherent software technology to pick up my messages while I'm away from my cell phone and store them digitally like most other external answering machine technology? I can understand and respect that my phone would need to have power all the time to respond to those messages, but so does an ordinary answering machine in a home. In the event of a power outage an external answering system goes kaput as well. I'm just surprised there's no feature out there for the consumer option to save their phone messages locally on their cell phone...

My sony ericsson k800i has a broken end call button. Does anyone know a software to remap this key? The button doesn't function correctly, it works SOMETIMES, like if i press it or hold it basically when i get lucky it works. So when i call someone and it goes to voicemail i leave these whack msgs while trying to end the call. My warranty is expired so i cant really send it in for free repair. Does anyone know where i can find a key remapping software to disable that end call button and change it to another button like the internet button?

samsung plum turns off when i call anyone? whenever i call someone, including my voicemail the phone just freezes and turns off then just turns back on what can i do? is there a software update i might need?

Can I Link My Phone to my Computer? I have a Avaya 6424D+ with a AWH55+ Wireless Headset and an IBM ThinkPad lenovo Z61t. I would love to be able to find the software and hardware to link the two so that it will pop up on my screen when i have incoming call and have voicemail. My phone is out of my line of sight and I often have my headphones on. Any suggestions?

Personal Voicemail at home? Anyone knows of any software where I could use it answer and record voicemails for me? Also, it could be something that can be customizable, e.g. greetings. And if possible, additional features such being able to use two phone lines. But that's just fancy. LOL

Does anyone know of a place to listen to prescriptions to practice writing them? (info in question)? I am a pharmacy intern and I would like to have some more practice at taking oral prescriptions over the phone. I was wondering if anyone knew of a website or software that has recordings (like a nurse leaving a voicemail) of prescriptions where you can practice writing them down quickly and accurately? I know this is a weird question and it's a long shot to find another pharmacy intern or pharmacist that knows about this but thought I'd try! Thanks :)

how do i get an iphone voicemail into a file on my imac? i have a 24" imac, a few months old. is there any software already installed i can use to record sound? do you think it will work on the built in mic, do you know where the mic is on an imac? haha Or is there an easier way to just get the original file off the iphone somehow and download it? Nevermind. I answered my own question. info here: http://lifehacker.com/399404/how-to-transfer-iphone-voicemail-to-your-computer i just used the build in mic and Audacity to record. it was really easy. oh thanks i just saw your reply...you read my mind.

need help fixing my Razr V3 software, it lost functions!!? i was trying to mod my phone, i went to some website and download a ton of things, p2kcommander, motorola PST, and a few other programs, and tried to copy things from my razr V3 to my computer. the pictures i had successfully copied to my PC were messed up, only half the picture would show. so i finally gave up, after a few hours of "work" time, and i unplugged my phone. i found out that somehow, somewhere, my phone lost capabilities, such as viewing the inbox, and looking at videos. when i go to menu-messaging, the only 3 options i now have are "create message", "voicemail", and "browser msgs". when i go to menu-my stuff, i only have 4 options, which include "camera", "pictures", "sounds", and "video camera". i tried to do a master restore, but it didn't help at all. Can someone please tell me how to fix this, step-by-step if possible? please and thank you, any information would be appreciated!!!!

How do I uninstall ROM imbedded software from my PPC? I have a pocket pc that is preloaded with a bunch of crapware (VZ app zone, Opera Browser, Shozu, Visual Voicemail, VZ Navigator etc) The only thing I might want to keep is Opera, but I have no use and too little storage space to waste on the others. I cannot remove them manually since the "delete" option is grayed out when I open up their executable files in the file explorer even though I've ended all tasks with the task manager. The first thing I actually tried to do is extract the ROM and edit it then flash it back. heck, it worked great on my treo, so why not my new phone? Well, to anyone who cares, that isn't such a great idea anymore. I actually bricked it. I was able to flash back the original ROM and now I'm back where I started.

Sony Ericsson P1i , is there anyway to increase the number of times it rings before it goes to voice mail.? Also is there any software I can buy or download to put (a) a sat nav / GPS (b) a TV tuner on it Additional Details I don't want to turn the voicemail off , but its comming on way to early for my liking

I Have a blackberry 8120 i need to synch to mac with 10.4? do you have a link to download free software to work???also can i put music on my outgoing voicemail message??

Weird coincidence, but what does it mean? I broke up with this girl or she broke up with me a few months ago. For some reason after I had stopped talking to her my phone began to call her number when I called my voicemail. I took my phone in to get it fixed so I wouldn't have to worry about calling her everytime I check my voicemail. They reloaded the software on my phone and reprogrammed my voicemail system. It still calls her...even thought I always hang up right away she gets missed calls from me. Sometimes she will text me making little jokes..and today she texted me telling me that she thinks about me a lot still and she probably was texting me for a few hours. Does this mean anything? I should mention...she says she has a boyfriend now..

VOIP question on how to share one connection !!? Ok, so i was wondering i there is a software or a instrument, which i can connect to my voip provider and anyone who dials my number, instead of getting a voicemail, hits off a dialtone and they can go ahead and dial a number and access my line. like some phone cards do when u call their 800 number and then u hear a new dial tone .. I was just curious to know that if there is anything out there ?

can i return it my lg scoop? i just got the lg scoop on monday and i got it on prepaid and it is charging me for picture messages i never sent and its charging me for voicemail calls that i never made and i was wondering since i got it on a prepaid account if i can return it?? thanks and if i take it to the store tomorrow and just have them update the software or whatever will i get a new phone??

upgrading a cricket phone? im trying to upgrade my cricket cell phone it does have the cricket software, i went through all the promps with the cricket customer service over the phone, but when i try to use the phone, all the numbers i call are busy and and when i call my number it goes straight to voicemail, now my service is somewhere between my old phone and my new phone a nokia 6255 i cannot get a hold of cricket as usual again, so i wanted to know if anyone has any idea of what to do,

Sales negotiation - how to best handle this type of question? I have been evaluating a variety of VERY expensive software solutions for our company. I got a voicemail from one of the sales reps that says "I wanted to get an idea of the pricing that you were looking to get". To me, this is a weak, lazy way to work with a potential client. If they have a product that they have sold to ANYONE in the past, they should attempt to "coach" me (the client) through the process of the pricing structure. I understand the tactic, he wants me to reveal the budget or money I plan to spend. He will then come up with the best way he can justify how his product will cost that much to fit my budget. What I'm looking for - how should I come back to this guy? What should I respond to him with? Should I say "Well what ya sellin' it for?"

need help with hw can someone help me with these english HW questions please? When you synthesize information from your research, you: a. draw your own conclusions b. present facts in your own words c. create a concept map d. organize your different points You've developed the following thesis for your research paper: "The juvenile justice system is broken." Choose the BEST approach to this topic: a. establish relationships b. compare and contrast c. utilize personal anecdotes d. None of the choices Question 6: (1 point) Select the BEST answer from those listed below regarding choosing an approach to your research topic. a. Develop a persuasive essay. b. Compare and contrast your personal beliefs and biases. c. Rework a paper that you previously submitted in another class. d. Ignore the instructions outlined in the assignment. Question 8: (1 point) Your supervisor disagrees with a decision you have made and asks you to explain and defend your choice. Of the answers below, which would be the BEST way to communicate this information? a. send a quick e-mail b. create a graphic presentation with PowerPoint or other software c. call her on the telephone, leave a voicemail message if she's out d. write a lengthy report e. write a memo outlining the information you used When you synthesize information from your research, you: a. present facts in your own words b. organize your different points c. create a concept map d. draw your own conclusions e. evaluate and criticize

Like the Cisco 2621XM router, can the Cisco 2620XM router do VOIP PBX as well? I'm new to voice and I'm studying for CCNA then on to CCNP and getting accustomed as well wanting to explore CCNP and VOIP in general. I want to set up a direct link with a friend to his house and have a phone at each end. Also, possibly get two for here to test. I'm sure I can do the research on how to set the individual router up but is it difficult? Also, do you need computer software as an intermediary (or is this just for directory/voicemail?). I can get the 2620XM for about a hundred dollars cheaper than the 2621XM ($200 instead of $300) and if I can get two for each link and one for local use it would be perfect. I'm a student so I'm not exactly in the money. If you have an alternative suggestion as well please feel free. Thanks!

iTunes doesn't recognize my iPhone. What will i lose if i upgrade? iTunes doesn't recognize my iPhone. What will i lose if i upgrade? I have a first generation iPhone. [software vers 1.1.2] Never unlocked or jailbroken. I always sync manually. When I try to upgrade the software it tells me I am not synched to the current iTunes library and wants to erase the phone. What will I lose if I say yes? If i'ts just the music, no problem, it's backed up. So are bookmarks, mail and photo's. I found software to get sms's and notes [without iPhone formatting]. But if I lose the voicemail or somethong else I can't think of beforehand I'll cry. Some websites tell me I should have backups in my var directory, but I don't. I asked Apple and AT&T. Three different answers. Why is there no way to completely back up an iPhone? I can do it with an ipod. Why does the iPhone have to sync to iTunes before an upgrade? How does it keep track of which iTunes library I am synched to? [I can't!] btw I tried using a jailbreak app to enable ssh [I have no idea what this means], but it requires me to sync the phone first, so no help there either. Help! ps "my iTunes doesn't recognize my iPhone"… kinda sounds like a country song written by a geek, eh? the Silicon Valley [sung to the tune of "Red River Valley*"] From my iphone they say you are going I will miss my voicemail and the rest For they say you are taking the settings That have given my life all the best Come on upgrade my phone you love me But don't hasten to bid me adieu Just remember the Silicon Valley And the Mac boy who loved you so true Won't you think of the iPhone you're leaving Oh how lonely, how sad it will be? Please just think of the fond heart you're breaking And the grief that you're causing to me As you vanish and go to the ether I will never forget those sweet hours That we had cuz the Silicon Valley Screwed me royally in seach of bigger profits [sorry if the last line doesn't rhyme, it doesn't make sense either.] * pps if you don't know the tune it's here http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/lyrics/redriver.htm

what is the best verizon wireless to purchase? I have the Razr right now. its pretty much indestructable. however, i hafta call from another phone to access my voicemail. the keypad still works (dialing and texting and what-not). the software is screwed up or something. Which phone i should get? i would like one that is DURABLE (im rather clumsy), has a QWERTY KEYBOARD (for texting) and a KEYPAD (calls of course), a GOOD BATTERY LIFE (charging it is so bothersome), and maybe a TOUCH SCREEN (??) but i dunno for sure about the touch screen. i am kind of leaning towards the enV2 but i know a lot of people around my area and in my activities have that phone and i dont want to mix them up. I was also thinking about the voyager but my friend (who has that phone) says the touch screen gets bothersome. The Samsung glyde looks cool but the keys are really small (i've got bigger fingers). the alias would be nice but the keys create a problem again! The Dare looks like fun but i think all touch screen would get annoying. thanks!!

EnV touch help please!? I text a LOT but I'm at school during the week from 8-3, i don't text a lot during then except maybe during class lol. (otherwise it sits in my purse or pocket, not off, but like...on standby.) sometimes i do my homework on the bus, and i need the internet...like merriam webster or something. will the phone drain a lot? how about for youtube or something? not for like, straight a couple hours, max 30 minutes i'll be on there with my friends. i heard about a software upgrade or something that extends your battery at the verizon store (NOT the extended battery- software, apparently) and they give you a new standard charger or something... how much for internet per month? my family has blackberries and i guess they can't be covered for unlimited internet (they currently pay $120 A MONTH for all of them.) do i *have* to pay for virtual voicemail or whatever? i don't need it :P does it have a touch keyboard? does it do 123 texting too? (on the touchscreen, like the dare.) i would appreciate if only people who own/have experience with touches to answer. * 6 hours ago * - 4 days left to answer. Additional Details oh, and i make a couple phonecalls when i'm away from home, maybe 1-2 max. I tried the first time but nobody answered :/

many people wonder why call centre guys are paid so high? 1) Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No.." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?" Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 2) Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message." Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?" Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 3).Customer: : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word..." Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done." Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'." Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says." Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'." Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk." Customer:: "What?" Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?" Customer: "No..." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 4).Customer: : "Do I need a computer to use your software?" Tech Support:: ?!%#$ ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 5).Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?" Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 6) Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?" Customer:: "A white one." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 7). Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt." Customer:: "How do you spell that?" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 8). Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?" Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 9). Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?" Customer: "Pentium." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 10). Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 11).Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 12).Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 13). Customer: "You've got to fix my computer.. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly." Tech Support: "What does it say?" Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk." Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?" Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 14). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours." Customer: "Is that Eastern time?" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 15). Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?" Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'." Tech Support:: "Well?" Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 16). A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his Computer is faulty. Tech: What's the problem? User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply. Tech: You'll need a new power supply. User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files. Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it. User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command. 10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is frustrated and fed up. Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem. User: I knew it! Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes. 10 minutes later. User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking. Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using? User: MS-DOS 6.22. Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes. 1 hour later. User: I need a new power supply. Tech: How did you come to that conclusion? User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply. Tech: Then what did he say? User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- - 17) customer care officer:I need a product identification no: right now and may I help u in finding it out? Cust: sure CCO: could u left click on start and do u f 17.) 17) customer care officer:I need a product identification no: right now and may I help u in finding it out? Cust: sure CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'? Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?

Tech Support Jokes : Very funny !? I worked for DELL in India. these are some of the instances of the kind of calls we got! Just for fun :) 1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer "No." Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?" Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'." 2) Customer: "I received the software update you sent,but I am still getting the same error message." Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?" Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?" 3).Customer:: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word." Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done." Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."! Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says." Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'." Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk." Customer:: "What?" Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?" Customer: "No..." 4).Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?" Tech Support:: ?!%#$ 5).Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,canyou see the 'OK' button displayed?" Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?" 6) Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?" Customer:: "A white one." 7). Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt." Customer:: "How do you spell that?" 8). Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?" Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocerystore." 9). Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?" Customer: "Pentium." 10). Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion." 11).Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder." 12).Customer: "How do I print my voicemail? 13). Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly." Tech Support: "What does it say?" Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk." Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?" Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside." 14). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours." Customer: "Is that Eastern time?" 15). Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?" Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'." Tech Support:: "Well?" Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?" 16). A plain computer illeterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty. Tech: What's the problem? User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply. Tech: You'll need a new power supply. User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files. Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it. User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command. 10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is frustrated and fed up. Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem. User: I knew it! Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Letme know how it goes. 10 minutes later. User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking. Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using? User: MS-DOS 6.22. Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you ! the file. Let me know how it goes. 1 hour later. User: I need a new power supply. Tech: How did you come to that conclusion? User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply. Tech: Then what did he say? User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE

One Night @ the Call Center!? 1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer "No." Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?" Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'." 2) Customer: "I received the software update you sent,but I am still getting the same error message." Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?" Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?" 3).Customer:: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word." Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done." Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."! Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says." Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'." Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk." Customer:: "What?" Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?" Customer: "No..." 4).Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?" Tech Support:: ?!%#$ 5).Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,canyou see the 'OK' button displayed?" Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?" 6) Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?" Customer:: "A white one." 7). Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt." Customer:: "How do you spell that?" 8). Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?" Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocerystore." 9). Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?" Customer: "Pentium." 10). Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion." 11).Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder." 12).Customer: "How do I print my voicemail? 13). Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly." Tech Support: "What does it say?" Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk." Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?" Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside." 14). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours." Customer: "Is that Eastern time?" 15). Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?" Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'." Tech Support:: "Well?" Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?" 16). A plain computer illeterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty. Tech: What's the problem? User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply. Tech: You'll need a new power supply. User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files. Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it. User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command. 10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is frustrated and fed up. Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem. User: I knew it! Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Letme know how it goes. 10 minutes later. User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking. Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using? User: MS-DOS 6.22. Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you ! the file. Let me know how it goes. 1 hour later. User: I need a new power supply. Tech: How did you come to that conclusion? User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply. Tech: Then what did he say? User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE Thanks Guyz,........as usual itz hard to choose the right answer vote the best you like.... :))

Can someone answer these questions about the Storm? Does the Storm have visual voicemail? In a lot of videos, the phone lags a bit and there recently was a supposed software problem that had to be fixed. Do you think this will help with response time not only in programs but with the accelerometer? What do you like best about the Storm? I am undecided. I was fervent on getting one tomorrow, but am doubting it now. Help me change my mind back to getting one. Also, is it true that the Storm won't be available at Best Buy until the 23rd? I know you get a free bluetooth with it, but does it come with the 8G micro-sd card too? The only reason to possibly wait is for that instant rebate versus the mail in I guess. Even better if it is sold the same day.

my iphone is stuck in phone mode? i downloaded the new 2.0.2 software onto my first gen iphone last night and it froze my iphone. so i reset it and it worked fine up until this morning. when i wake up the phone it goes directly to the phone section. if i hit the menu button is does nothing. it won't return to the home screen. i can access all my contacts and voicemail, even e-mail them and look up their address in the map feature. but it won't do anything else. it won't turn off, it only vibrates when i receive a call, and it lets me know when i have a new e-mail. but of course i can't actually access my e-mail because it just returns to the phone section. i'm at work so i can't plug it in and reset it again so i hoped there was something i could do without itunes access. i also hope this isn't a trend with the 2.0.2 update

IPhone 3GS acting weird after 4.0 upgrade? I installedvthe upgrade yesterday, and now my phone has a bunch of strange glitches... - Every time I unlock it, it asks for my *voicemail* password. Even if I enter it, the next time I unlock it, it asks for it again. - I did not have an active call, but when I opened an app, the green bar appeared at the top of the phone and indicated I was in the middle of a 6 minute phone call. - When I type in an app, the keyboard screen froze in position. - Battery is draining superfast Is anyone else experiencing glitches after the new software release? What can I do to fix this?

How do I explain my job when filling out a resume? I work at a wholesale distributor, which means we deal in invoices (incoming and outgoing) rather than automatically-printed receipts for orders made. It is my job to type the orders into our accounting software so that I may add additional charges like freight before making a record of the order (I.E. printing an invoice). I am currently writing a general resume so that when I move to another city to attend another university, and I want to find a succinct word to describe my job (aside from "invoice-typer" or something which sounds inane) so that I can make less explanation under the "Responsibilities" header. I also answer the phones and occassionally take messages (we do have an automated voicemail), so I know I am additionally a receptionist, but it does not describe the key aspect of my job which is to type, check, and file all orders coming into the company.

I have a monthly tarif with o2 that includes unlimited texts & data. Can I use this with an unlocked iphone? ? I have a data plan witb unlimited texts and the free web bolt on. I wanted to use thi with an iphone as I want to buy one but the amount of texts per month is ridiculously small. I want to know the risks of tryin gthis. Wil it work? I know I will have no visual voicemail but I don't mind that. What are the pros and cons? Can I buy an old one and upgrade the software? The iphone is not locked to any network.

My Motorola Krazr (KM1) has been shutting down on me all the time. Anyone else had similar problems? The phone will just be on the table on in my purse or whatever; and it just shuts down by itself. Not powers down, just shuts down. Then when someone calls it doens't register as a missed call and voicemail won't even pick up. Sometimes I have to put it on the charger just to get it to turn back on. I bought a new battery, which did not help. I went to Alltel and they did some software update, which also did not help. I never got the phone wet or anything, and its only about 8 months old. Anyone have any ideas or had the same problem? Thanks :)

Job offer....can I negotiate? Meet with HR director to ask questions? I just received a job offer at a medium sized company doing customer support for educational software. I heard that it was always a good idea to negotiate salary from some sources, and that entry level salary was not negotiable from other sources and possibly even risky. I do like the salary offer, but if I can get moer that is of course a good thing. The offer came through an emailed offer letter and a telephone message (I was unable to answer my cell at the time). I returned his call and left a voicemail saying I would like to come in and discuss the details of the offer (some things were missing, like benefits). Is this the right move? Should I negotiate salary, or even ask to negotiate? Might he retract his offer at the mere mention of "discussing details"?

Proximity sensor on my enV touch...? This is the second enV touch ive gotten, and i really like the phone a lot. the problem with this one is that in the middle of a call i would like to be able to check the time and especially for my voicemail i would like to easily type in the password. the problem is that a couple seconds into a call the phone goes black. on the previous phone i had, the proximity sensor worked and when i moved the phone away from my face it would light up and i could easily look at the screen. the phone i have now doesnt do that, and i'm not sure how to fix it. looking through the "phone settings" "touch settings" and "call settings" doesnt work. Im not sure if resetting the software would fix the problem, but I'd rather not do that if its going to erase everything i currently have on the phone... i can open the keyboard and have the external screen light up that way, but its getting a little old

I really need LG Voyager help :( ? ? Ok I got an LG Voyager and I need some help with this: 1) I want to download music onto it, but I don't want to buy a memory card. 2) When I plug the USB to the computer and the phone, and I click to install, it always fails to install the software. 3) I never got a CD with the phone, maybe because I can't find it, but on the box it says that there was no CD that came with it 4) I got a voicemail, and I can't check it because it asks for my temporary password, but I don't know what it is I tried to use my last 4 digits of my # but it's wrong

Is there a way to customize Samsung Katalyst (tmobile)? I'm not a big cell phone person that mod's his cellphone but I wanted to know if there was software or even a way to customize the Katalyst. A specific example of what I am looking to do: Instead of the 4 tones they give you for text or voicemail alerts, I would like to add my own. I do have some mp3's for ringtones and either I am not seeing how to set an mp3 from the memory card (I did buy 1g sd for mp3 ringtones) or from the music to use it for text alerts, voice mail alerts, or even alarm clock. I have tried browsing the user manual and maybe just am not seeing it. Sorry this is long winded but if anyone knows how to really customize the katalyst and have a bit of patience (am technologically inclined just not with cell phones it seems) please help a novice out. Thank you!

Cellphone Help PLEASE!? Whenever i text anyone on a different cellphone carrier network it takes between 15minutes - 3 HOURS for them to get my texts and for me to get theres. When i try calling them it rings on my end and their voicemail picks up but their phone never acknowledges that i called or anything, they never got a call, i try calling around 6 times and it finally goes through and then we constantly lose eachother, the call just ends, i don't lose signal, the call just ends. Its so very aggrevating and destroys conversations, ive tested this with a few people so i know its not just that one person, I have Verizon Wireless, and it happens the most with friends on AT&T I went and ask verizon for help today and they updated the software on my phone and said that should fix it and what do you know its happening again Right Now! any ideas?!?!?! PLEASE!

More company buzz words - funny or not? Treeware: Hacker slang for documentation or other printed material. Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace. Going Postal: Euphemism for being totally stressed out, for losing it. Makes reference to the unfortunate track record of postal employees who have snapped and gone on shooting rampages. Alpha Geek: The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group. "Ask Larry, he's the Alpha Geek around here. Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. Chips and Salsa: Chips = hardware, Salsa = software. "Well, first we gotta figure out if the problem is in your chips or your salsa." Flight Risk: Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon. GOOD job: A "Get-Out-Of-Debt" job. A well-paying job people take in order to pay off their debts, one that they will quit as soon as they are solvent again. Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying, but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The O.J. trials were a prime example. Percussive Maintenance: The fine art of attacking an electronic device to get it to work again. Uninstalled: Euphemism for being fired. Heard on the voicemail of a Vice President at a downsizing computer firm: "You have reached the number of an uninstalled Vice President. Please dial our main number and ask the operator for assistance." See also Decruitment. Vulcan Nerve Pinch: The taxing hand positions required to reach all the appropriate keys for commands. For instance, the warm re-boot for a Mac II computer involves simultaneously pressing the Control Key, the Command key, the Return key and the Power On key.

problem with jaxtr, please help? i have problem using jaxtr. Initially when i use jaxtr they gave me some free minutes but now when i try to call a number, they directly forward it to voicemail. Sometimes, 1 in 50 times, the call connects but it only lasts for 1-2 minutes. I don't know what should i do to make free calls from jaxtr. Please help me out. If there are any other sites or softwares which allow us to make international calls for free, please tell me. I would be very happy and glad and also thankful.