Voicemail

What are some funny voicemail greetings I can use? I want something completely funny to use on my phone.

where can i get funny voicemail greetings for my mobile phone which dont cost a fortune? Im on o2.? HELP!

Clever/Funny voicemail greetings? Hi. My mom just got married in June and she wants me to change the voicemail. She also said to make it something clever and funny. I thought about useing "hi. You've reached _________. Here comes the beep. Hope you know what to do with it." from Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, but we've already used that one. Got any good ideas for clever and funny voicemail greetings?

Funny Voicemail greetings?????? Okay people...give me some funny voicemail greetings I can put on my phone. I'm 26 and married with kids so it can't be utterly ridiculous but I have a great sense of humor and want something good on there, so help me out....ouh-lease??? :o)

What are some creative or funny voicemail greetings that you have heard? My friend told me to call his co-workers office phone and the greeting went "Hi, my name is Mike. I'm asleep at my desk right now, and I wouldn't talk to you anyhow because this phone is for inter office use. Don't bother leaving your number unless you are a hot babe who needs me tonight."

Funny voicemail greetings...? I'm sick of my boring voicemail greeting. What are some of the funniest or most creative greetings you have ever heard?

What are some funny voicemail greetings you've heard/had? I need to change mine, lol. I`ve had it forever.

What are some funny voice mail greetings? what sre some funny voicemail greetings? please make them not be long. i just got a new cell phone so i wanna put something funny

What are some funny voicemail greetings....?

funny ideas for voicemail greetings.? I can't think of anything to put on my voicemail so i was wondering if anyone had some funny ideas for me.

Funny ideas for voicemail greetings.? i need one i just got a new phone for christmas i need a funny one

I need a really good voicemail greeting? Ok so I just got a phone and I really want a cool and funny voicemail greeting. I also like song voicemail greetings. Thanks best answer gets 5 stars automatically.

What are sum funny greetings for my cell phone? I want to have a funny greeting for my cell NOT a voicemail greeting. Like when you open ur phone it says hi or whatever. It aas to be short like 14 letters! (I hate that!) nuthing inappropropriate tho

Anyone have any cool voicemail greetings I can record on my cell phone? Something funny or witty and original.

Free voicemail greetings? Where can I find already recorded voicemail greetings for FREE? Like funny ones, and celebrity ones? I'd like to just be able to play them on my computer and then record them on my voicemail.

Funny Voicemails? Can Someone please link me to a website where i can find a list of funny voicemail greetings i can put on my phone? Or if you have something funny please type it

Good voicemail greetings? I'm looking to change my voicemail on my cell phone and I want something that's clever and funny ! Thanksss!

funny voicemails? I have a friend who I call often, but, sometimes she does not answer the phone. I always like to leave funny voice messages when the machine answers... Like... "this is... name... i am calling from national security ... blah blah blah... ", so now I am running out of ideas on what to leave. Can someone plase tell me something funny I can say, or if not, link me to where I could find something on what to say. NOTE***** I am not looking for voicemail greetings... I am looking for actual messages that I would leave on the machine. Thanks!

where can I get those greetings you can get on your cell phone that people hear when they are calling you? when you call someone you hear ringing but I want a greeting like a funny one like one of my friends have. and its not voicemail its different. and my friend had it on his cell phone already so he don't know what it's called.

What are some funny voicemail greetings.....?